Tomorrow is our Opening Day! A BBQ, some games, some laffs, come check it out!
The party starts at 9AM and RAGES until, like, 11AM.
Kids games will be running the whole time! With prizes and score cards!
At 9:30 we've got the burpee race! Jump in, see how much "fun" burpees can be!
Then at 10am a few brave souls will give us a workout demonstration so the uninitiated can see how universal scalability works.
After all that exercising, EATING CONTEST! At 10:30 anyone feeling a bit foulish or a lot hungry can compete for the most sausages in bread, in THREE minutes.
See you at 9!